David A
24 de setembro de 2024
If you're looking for a hotel that will completely cut you off from the outside world, congratulations—you've found it! The Premier Inn Solihull Hockley Heath M42 is your one-stop shop for total digital isolation. Need to check work emails, make a call, or even send a text? Too bad! The Wi-Fi is nothing short of a joke, booting you off faster than you can hit "send." And don’t bother paying extra for it—you’ll still be stuck in the digital Stone Age. The phone signal? Non-existent. So if you’re hoping to reach your family or clients, forget it. And in case of an emergency? Well, good luck! You might as well shout out of the window and hope for the best, because this place is as useful as a remote mountain cabin when it comes to communication. The staff, bless them, are completely helpless. They might smile and nod, but trust me, that won’t get you any closer to a functioning connection. Honestly, if I wanted a tech-free retreat, I’d book a yurt in the wilderness, not a Premier Inn supposedly catering to travelers. Do yourself a favor and stay somewhere—anywhere—else.
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